Girls weekends are becoming popular. Everyone seems to be promoting them. You can read one below.
That post got me to thinking, “Why isn’t there anyone out there in blog-land writing about exclusive guy stuff.”
So, despite the fact that I have no super delegates in my back pocket, I elected myself. Here is my platform:
Guys, why not leave the wife at home with a pile of cute shoes and a supply of low-fat yogurt and rent yourselves a villa for a week so you and your friends can do guy stuff for the whole time? Say you choose a place out in the country with a gnarly yet manly name like Giustino Valdarno, an ancient hunk of land once owned by the grand dukes of Tuscany?
Imagine, no dukettes! You can grab the clicker during the commercials and surf with a speed that makes your eyes knot up and there’s nobody to spoil your fun by yelling, “stop that you pig!”
Imagine also: no bed time! You’re not 4 any more…but you can act it!
You’ll enjoy waking up in the morning without the alarm clock buzzing in your sensitive ears. You’ll enjoy that first satisfying fzzt of the cap coming off the beer bottle any time you want, even with that stupid “breakfast is the most important meal of the day” thing still ringing in your ears.
Location is Everything - Manly Places to Rent a Vacation Home in Europe
Spain - I mean Spain’s gotta be the manliest place in Europe, what with those Osborne Bulls dotting the countryside, reminding the world that it’s the male of the species that’s king of the hills. Go shopping for a big ol’ ham, slice it up with a gruesomely large and slightly rusty knife, and eat it at a roadside pull-out. The hood of your rental Hummer makes a fine and manly table.
Cochem, Germany - Why Cochem? Well, besides the name, you’re not to far from the Nurburgring, where you can thrash your rental car around parts of the world famous race track for a small toll. Ditch the Hummer for something a bit less massive. You can thank me later.
Bouzies, France - Here in France’s Aquitane region, you can head over to the Dordogne to walk erect in the damp prehistoric caves just like the ancients did. Besides, just wait until your friends hear about going to Bouzies. They’ll blush with alcohol envy.
Have fun planning your man vacation. I’m with you in spirit.


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